Thursday, July 28, 2005

Heartbeats & Half-Bloods

Because she has still been feeling extremely unwell, on Monday Hid was told to leave work early and take the rest of the week off. Today she went to the doctor who told her that everything was fine and that with twins the sickness often lasts until the 15/16th week. Then he busted out this little Doppler thingy and they had a listen to the little heartbeats (if you want to listen to the heartbeats, you won’t be able to by clicking here).

**Publisher’s Note**
The following bit of rubbish does not necessarily reflect the attitudes or opinions of the entire Board of Directors, namely, the H in M & H.

Hid finished the Half-Blood Prince in a dazzling 12 hours time, but I’m a lousy squib who can’t read for crap, so it’s taken me a bit longer. I am right at the part where,

Hermione discovers that Draco Malfoy is the father of her unborn child and Harry has been admitted into the Council Rehab for Addicted Persons while Ron is like, ‘Blimey!’ and Hagrid is all, ‘Shoudna’ been messin’ abou’ wi’ all da’ ruddy magic, Arry.’ Meanwhile, Gryffindor’s Quidditch hopeful, Kikenum Inacrotch, has been transfigured into a pile of bat guano by a mischievous Peeves as Dumbledore and all of the third years are passed out in the great hall after getting soused on the headmaster’s homemade Butterbeer. Needless to say, the loveable wizard’s behaviour does little to encourage the secret crush that Mrs. Weasley has on him and she scandalously apparates to Bulgaria with the former Minister of Moral Legislature, Woodby Wanklebottom.

That’s about where I am at the moment. I’ll let you all know how it finishes!
-m

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know better than to give the story away!

Anonymous said...

I missed the part about Kikenum Inacrotch!!! I am just riveted to this story, and the unexpected cliffhanger ending with Mrs. Weasley is quite annoying! Now you are just going to have to tell us how the story ends!

Mike said...

It was really quite shocking for me as well. I didn't realise that Peeves could even cast transfiguration spells! That Mrs. Weasley though, under all of that conservative homeliness, she's a real live wire. I finished it the other day, so be prepared...
-m