Here's a little bit of escapism. The Feverish Devil Sickness has settled in at Chez Smith.
Survival gear includes (check all that apply):
3 boxes of tissues
Sports Night DVD [complete first season]
Nasal spray
1 bulk bag Kirkland tortilla chips
1 18oz. bottle of "special mix" salsa, aka "Daddy's Spicy"
1 vinyl LP "The Sleepy Strange" by Japancakes
1-2 three year-old boy(s) (second one may be necessary if first is unwilling)
1-2 pieces of cheese (to bribe boys if both are unwilling)
Camera
Soft-white 30-inch reflector
Large window, w/translucent drapes (optional)
Sick leave